Current mood:	accomplished
Current music:	Born Slippy - Underworld

Maybe a proper update soon!



1. Can I ask ya somethin, Padre? When I was kickin? your ass back there... you get a little wood?
What? John Carpenter's Vampires - Guessed by silentdawn

2. Whether I love her or not, I found her. I've kept her. She represents me. Once, she was in love with me.

And now she's in love with me. And you can't forgive that.

3. Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. The Shawshank Redemption - Guessed by zodiacs_cat

4. A wise man once said: "There are no perfect men in the world; only perfect intentions."

5. I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone. The Negotiator - Guessed by alanwrotethis

6. You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?"

7. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

8. Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain. A Knights Tale - Guessed by dragonsong12

9. Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead. High Fidelity - Guessed by alanwrotethis

10. Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!

11. Don't clutter up a clever scheme with morality. Dragonheart - Guessed by dragonsong12

12. (guestures out of window) No Ticket. I was thinking of Indiana Jones, but I would have excepted either. Guessed by silentdawn

13. He was already dead. He died one year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet. The Crow - Guessed by misterwilson

14. Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.

and something easy for the finish!

15. We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble. Ghostbusters - Guessed by silentdawn. Extra points to bakatron for getting the character right!